Wardrobe Malfunction turned Culturally Offensive

A lady said, “I have Indian underwear.” I said, “YOU HAVE WHAT?!” She said, “I have Indian underwear they are creeping up on me.” I then said, “EXCUSE ME YOU HAVE WHAT?”After the second time she realized it was offensive. Then she said, “So what can I call it?” I said, “Ummm don’t call attention to yourself at all and simply fix your wardrobe malfunction.” She then replied, “Well that’s what my family use to say all the time.” I said, “Well today is a good day to stop offending others… and think about buying larger underwear.”